Post your favorite pick up line

trains11tjc

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ok guys this one should'nt be too hard for you to get

Guy: hey u wanna have pizza and come to my house and ****?

Girl: NO!

Guy: WHAT! you dont like pizza?

 

firelt90bronco

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"I forgot my phone number can I have yours" This was actually sucessful by my friend dave to some hot chick after a parade.

 
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canueverstfu

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Man: Is this seat taken?

Woman: No, but this one will be once you sit down.

____

Man: If i seen you naked id die happy.

Woman: if i seen you naked id die laughing..

____

haha owned.

 

Broncoholics

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This is a rather long line to get your buddy laid...

Walk into a bar 5 min after your buddy. Sit down by yourself at another table than your friend and scope out the women.

When you find the corect woman, you go up to her and say

"can you do me the biggest favor and get that guys (pointing at your friend) autograph for me?"

Of course she's guna ask why.

and you say "cause he's the next Tiger Woods, pro's fear that guy every time he shows up for tournamants and I'd love to get his autograph if you don't mind".

So as we all know she'll jump right up to meet him.

Next thing you know they're leaving together and I never seem to get the autograph...heehee!!!

 
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cliffs78bronco

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man: what has 40 teeth and holds back a monster?

woman: I dunno, what?

man: my zipper. :))

 

cliffs78bronco

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Baby your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day.

(That one gets them everey time!)

 

CarolinaMudder

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walk up to a girl and hand her your cell phone and say "here i'll call you"

ok this isn't a pick up line bu ta great joke anyway; what does a pizza man and a ob/gyn have in common? they can both touch it bu tthey can't eat it.

 

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