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trailmule

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I once saw a kid in a lifted jeep with a sticker that said "Lift it - fat chicks can't jump" Horrible but funny....

Why is it that girls who drive jeeps are often worse than the guys who drive them? I have never understood that. Girls are like "Ooh look at my jeep. It's better than your truck. I can take the top off and you can't..." They piss me off. Especially when you know that some of them have never even been down a dirt road in the thing...

 
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muladesigns1

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heres a big list of em that I got from fordf150.net
Chevrolet

-Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

-Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Run On Luck Every Time

-Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time

-Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques

"Chevy, built like a rock and runs like one too."

Q. How do you make a Chevy accelerate 0-60 mph in less than 15 seconds?

A. Push it off a cliff.

Q. What is found on the last two pages of every Chevy's owners manual?

A. The bus schedule.

Q. What did the auto parts counterman say when the customer said, "I'll take a set of wiper blades for my

Chevy"?

A. Sounds like a fair trade.

Q. What do you call a Chevy at the top of a hill?

A. A miracle?

Q. What do you call two Chevy's at the top of a hill?

A. A mirage.

Q. How do you double the value of a Chevy?

A. Fill up the gas tank.

Q. What do you call a Chevy with brakes?

A. Customized.

Q. How do you make a Chevy go faster down hill?

A. Turn the engine off.

Q. Why don't Chevy's sustain much damage in front end collisions?

A. The tow truck takes most of the impact.

Q. What do you call Chevy passengers?

A. Shock absorbers.

Q. How do you improve the appearance of a Chevy?

A. Park it between two Fords

CHEVROLET= Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips.

CHEVROLET= Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time.

CHEVROLET= Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time.

CHEVROLET= Can Hear Every Valve Rattle, Oil Leaks, Engine Ticks.

CHEVROLET= Cheap Heavy Equipment, Very Rusty, Overly Loved, Eventually Towed

CHEVY= Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet

GMC= Garage Man's Companion

GMC= Gotta Mechanic Coming

GMC= Gay Mans Chariot

GM= General Mistake

GM= Glued Metal

IROC= I Run On Credit

IROC= I'm a retard out cruising

IROC= Idiotic retard Out Cruising

IROC= I'd Rather Own a Corvette

IROC= I reek of cologne

IROC= I really own crap

Z28= Zippy 2.8 Liter

SS= Super Slow

RS - Really Slow

CORVETTE= Completely Over-Rated, Very Expensive, Technically Troubled Engine.
Those are great!

hey I have one for the IROC! this goes great if you grew up in the bronx like i did

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R etard

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O f

C ologne

and the classig Pontiac GTA aka

G uido

T ouring

A utomobile

 

Justbust1n

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Those are great!hey I have one for the IROC! this goes great if you grew up in the bronx like i did

I talian

R etard

O ut

C ruising

or

I

R eack

O f

C ologne

and the classig Pontiac GTA aka

G uido

T ouring

A utomobile
funny from someone who has pictures of a chevy or probably ownes one in there gallery of pics /....... hahahaha

 

keeprollling

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Those are great!hey I have one for the IROC! this goes great if you grew up in the bronx like i did

I talian

R etard

O ut

C ruising

or

I

R eack

O f

C ologne

and the classig Pontiac GTA aka

G uido

T ouring

A utomobile
Man thats some sweet looking shortbed, mine used to be lifted with 35s I miss that truck sometimes.

 

mustangtoby

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OK here's a couple,
DODGE

Dumb Obscene Dangerouse Gas Eater

And nobody has bashed jeeps yet?????

Just Empty Every Pocket

Just Exchange Every Part

Japanese Example of Engineering Prank (post 1988)

To be honest some( not all ) jeep owners tick me off, They boast to no end of thier jeeps, then tell us they have a 350 under the hood and ford axles, custom tube chassis, cantilever suspensions and aftermarket fiberglass bodies!!!!!!!!!! HELLO,, ITS NOT A JEEP ANYMORE!! Now please understand I post this only after having two in the family. Actually "HAD" two in the family, We now own Bronco's

Junk, Even has Electrical Problems

Just Explain Everything Please

Junkyard Eventually Eliminates Problem.
I have never owned anything but Fords my whole life, have a ford tattoo, and last dec. I got stupid and bought a jeep. Still don't know what I was thinking. Dumped a bunch of cash into it (Just Empty Every Pocket), lift, lockers, all the good stuff. Then I found a deal on a 69 Bronco, which is what I always wanted. Now I have a Jeep for sale 22500 invested, value 15000 Kelly blue book. gess I learned my lesson. Already have a 86 bronco, but wanted smaller vehicle for where I wheel. Also have a 76 F-250 4x4, 2000 F-150 4x4, 2001 Mustang GT, and a bunch of junkers that I really love. The joke is on me for buying a jeep.

 

SunSpot

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Hey did yall hear?? GM is installing Tail Gate Heaters in all trucks to be delivered in the north for 2010 ????

.........

Apparently, someone sued them for frostbite when they had to push their truck to the dealership in last month.

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Dwreck

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anyone remember this commercial?

a guy is unloading his boat on the docks,he just so happens to be driving a chevy, and stops and looks at a new ford that has just drove up. the guy in the chevy is mesmerized and forgets about his truck, it sinks into the lake. the guy driving the ford makes this comment, "Like A Rock"

 

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